A History Of Great Mistakes

(sorry)

So, as you may have noticed – there was a bit of a ‘blip‘ yesterday when the post I wrote didn’t actually make its way up online.

Or, maybe you didn’t notice (in which case – you really should visit more – shame on you).

There is a very good reason for this – but rather than tell you all about that (as it isn’t remotely funny), by way of an apology – here are some quick true facts that will one day be elaborated upon:

• A spur of the moment kiss lead once to ‘funky things’ behind an old workplace (which were cramped, but brilliant);
• An ex ‘girlfriend’ once cheated on me with three guys in the same night (multi-tasking at its worst), and;
• I’ve turned down [insert undisclosed popular male fantasy here] on two different occasions (both times to the utter amazement of other parties).

Oh, and in a quick unrelated thing – two big “thank you”s to:

Helen – as without her telling me about some of her life stories (and talking about how she wants to write a book one day in the future) – this website probably wouldn’t have happened, and;

Alison – as I have taken your excellent idea from last weekend (which I had first, dammit), and made it my very own (more on this coming shortly).